Old relics

It surprises even me, the utter dirge I find in the remnants of my computer. Today I found the crumbling foundation of a project called "Dire Consequences", which was apparently supposed to be comprised of regular 6 panel comic pages, crudely carved in Microsoft Paint. I cannot begin to understand why I deemed this project to be worthwhile, but I have found that despair tends to warp the value of objects that contain no value. I still have that mindset, but at least now I have the knowledge that NONE of these ideas have worked.

Mind you, this idea might bear fruit. It is a character named Lord Toucan and he......never mind.